Good for you. I like the tree idea, but knowing my wife, she will likely say she could use me to fertilize it. ;) - George “Ace” Acevedo - Medium

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Good for you. I like the tree idea, but knowing my wife, she will likely say she could use me to fertilize it. ;)

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